If you say you do not like beer and still wandering over this blog, you are lying! Everyone loves beer. It is so refreshing and light! In summers, it is my go-to drink. With the godly drink, comes its followers. There are different types of Beer Drinkers and they are very typical:
The Fancy One
This person knows all the fancy beer names. When they order a beer, it’s almost like they’re ordering a fancy cocktail with a very complicated name. They are very particular about what beer they’re having and would simply reject the regular brands!
The “Ek Hi Piyunga”
This one person will always be very reluctant with the idea of having a beer. His only excuse is “Ghar jana h, Smell ayegi!”
He would always stop after 2 pints because he is scared that he would be sloshed and that lovely smell of beer would be all over him!
Drunk After One Beer
We all have that one friend who is really enthusiastic about plans. When you name the beer, they get excited and start telling you their stories about how they finished bottles after bottles! They will take your expectations to another level, but when you actually sit down with them, they start tripping after 2 sips. After one bottle, they are barely able to say their own name. These people can not tolerate their beer yet love to boast!
The Brewed Beer Only
Brewed beer is amazing! It definitely is but, you can’t have it all the time. I mean it wouldn’t be available everywhere! This one person would refuse to have anything other than brewed beer. As per them, brewed beer is the real deal!
The One Who Loves Beer Pong
These type of people do not usually drink beer but only when he is playing beer pong! This one person would be ready to play beer pong any time of the day.
This one person knows everything about beer. They will tell you the name brand or flavor with just one sip. The guru knows everything about beer like- how is every brand pronounced, which one is strong, which one is light, where can you find the best-brewed beer, where can you find the cheapest beer, etc.
If you wish to try something new, you can trust this person for advice.
The “Beer Is Water” Guy
Beer is water to them! They finish their beer faster than a thirsty guy from the street drinks water. They sneakily finish the entire crate of beer at the party and stand straight! Beer is literally water to them.
Stuck On One Pint
You will meet this person at the beginning of a party with a pint of beer in their hand. Towards the end of the party, they will still have the same pint in their hand. They drink their beers slower than the kid who hates milk, finishes his evening dose of punishment!
These kind of people are my favorite! No matter what they’re doing or where they are, if you offer them beer, they will be there! These kind of people are always up for some good beer. They are always up for a beer, regardless of the time!
These are a few typical types of beer drinkers. Do you fall in any of these categories?